at one point it was so slow at work that I started thinking of pick up lines that all have references to Andrew Bird songs. 

christopher-isherwood:

so far, I have:

• “Are you sure you aren’t a cup of tea with Thorazine? ‘cause you are on fire.”
• “You’re a much more breathtaking view than a Scythian Empire.”
• “I’d let you rock my candy shop and set it on fire any time.”
• “Do you have any plans for the future? because I think we’re gonna meet someday in the crumbled financial institutions of this land.”